I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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