i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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