I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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