God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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