Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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