He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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