Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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