She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you had me at cake vodka
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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