Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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