what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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