If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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