I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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