I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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