And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
True college students do jello shots in the library
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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