I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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