Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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