She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
