People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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