Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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