just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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