is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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