is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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