That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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