i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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