but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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