is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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