so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
