god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Actions speak louder than pants.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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