A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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