She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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