how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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