You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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