Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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