1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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