he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
lets start a swedish sibling band together
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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