dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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