Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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