it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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