the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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