"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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