when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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