I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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