the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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