think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
