so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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