You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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