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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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