I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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