RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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