He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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