we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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