do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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