Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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