Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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