Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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