sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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