I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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